You Can Get It Cheap

This is the time of year when many people clean out their rat holes and place their lost but newly found possessions for sale. It's seems to be a ritual of springtime, now thrifty shoppers can find that one of a kind golf ball polisher or egg spoon for a nifty low price. It's like legal stealing for those who frequent this pastime of pilfering. Now with this understood, what do all those signs of sale really mean taken in the literal sense? Let's take a look at some of these sale signs.

GARAGE SALE: Is it a single or two car garage? Is it attached to the home or separate? Do I get the remote as a throw gift if I buy the garage?
YARD SALE: Consider the grass. If it's well kept and weedless...sure, go ahead and lay down some cash. The owner might even slide you a bird bath  or some of those solar walkway lights if you slip in an extra $10.
CLEARANCE SALE: How can you buy open space between two points? If there's nothing to buy but air...you've been cheated if you buy into this one.
HOLIDAY SALE: Own your own holiday? It may be hard to make the choice. Some holidays cost you more than others. Why buy a holiday when all the other days of the year are free, unless you want to buy them too.
SIDEWALK SALE: Buy this one only if you don't have  one of those concrete runways in front of your home. For a nice price you can get this, install it and have the neighbor kids use it as their own personal raceway with all of their wheeled vehicles.
PATIO SALE: This one is rare, but given the chance check into it. There is a chance of the owners cooking out. There may be a free meal with this sale. (Toss me a couple of those tiki torches please).
ESTATE SALE: There aren't any states that begin with the letter E, so how can anyone sale an E state? You might have a better chance at buying an O or U state. I hear they sell out every football season.
SPRING SALE: I don't need any springs for anything I own. I had a 72' Bronco once that had front end springs and I sold those springs along with the vehicle
BAKE SALE: Here is one that's heated. it's also something that happens to you when you been trying to talk someone's top price down and they don't budge so you become  hot enough to bake in your own sweltering anger.

These are only a few of the sales that come to mind but there is always one out there that will top them all.

Enough said!