Sunday, June 2, 2013

Those Annoying Female Celebrities

It's been a year already and once again it's time for my personal list of female annoying celebrities for the past 12 months. This year is different from years past. There will be some new faces to add to my list of loathsome ladies. These choices are based solely on my opinion as to whom it is that creeps me out. With that said, it's on to the list.




Honorable Mention:  Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Talk show host for the View, Elisabeth always has a view on every subject, some of it being obnoxious and rude to the point of being condescending. A former contestant of the reality show Survivor, she placed forth in the competition. A far cry from the original plan her tribe had for her in the beginning. She was to be voted out first by her tribesmen for her annoying and overbearing ways.





        10:  Kim Kardashian

         I'm still working on what made Kim famous. It's clear she has no talent  
         except for trying on new guys that fit her need at the moment and spending
         her fathers money. I'll give a tabloid tiara to this queen of newsstand
         fodder.







           9:  Taylor Swift
         
            Find a boyfriend, break up, write a song. Find a boyfriend, break up,
            write a song. Find a boyfriend, break up, write a song. Is this redundant
            or what. It seems her song writing material comes from her personal
            endeavour to acquire the perfect break up song. Too bad they all sound
            the same. Beware to the next boyfriend, you're only a song in the
            making.  





        8:  Ramona Singer
   
        Real Housewives of New York City. Another reality television
        program diva. To start with, I don't know any housewife that owns and
        operates her  own line of clothing and accessories, plus her line of
        jewelry and cosmetics. Do REAL housewives do this? I also don't
        know any housewives with a net worth of $18 million.    






           7:  Rihanna

           This is the typical Hip Hop singer. I chose Rihanna for her excessive
           amount of reinventing the same style of songs that have perpetuated her
           into stardom. It's my opinion that anyone can get on stage and jump
           around with a bunch of dancers and spew out lyrics to a song
           that repeat themselves to the point of having no artistic value.  Thanks
           to the so called musical geniuses in the recording industry that have
           cloned the Hip Hop singers into the raunchiest stage shows in music.




         6:  Miley Cyrus

         The Disney Channels Hannah Montana has been trying to morph into
          an adult entertainer. Too bad her style is similar to every other young
          entertainer trying to make it in the spotlight. She is a female version of
          Justin Bieber and tries to enhance her stardom by acting a part that is
          not in her persona. Try being an adult and grow out of the adolescent
          farce that you portray.





               5:  Kristen Glover

                There's something about Kristen that annoys the crap out of me. It
                may be her voice or her constant posing for the cameras in her dad's
                car commercials. Whatever it is, I don't see why every time her
                family receives an award or addition to the family, it has to be
                thrown in the face of the viewers. It was great when she was out on
                maternity leave. Her brother did an excellent job of taking her place
                as a spokesperson for the company. The last Tulsa spokesperson that
                was highly annoying was Linda Soundtrack but at least her
                commercials were fun to watch.


                4:  Khloe Kardashian

                The sister to Kim Kardashian, Khloe creeps me out. I watched her on
                the X Factor this past season as a host to the program. I don't know if
                she chose her own wardrobe but it really showed off some of her
                ASSets. Some of which would make some people throw up. Also her
                touchy feely on stage presence was a bit overwhelming. She must of
                had to touch and paw every contestant on the program. At least she
                was trying to work, which is more than I can say for the rest of the
                Kardashians.



               3:  Lindsay Lohan

                Last year Lindsay was #10 on my annoying list. This year she has
                stepped up her game into the #3 spot. Does a person ever learn when
                to stop being a self destructing menace to society? How many
                chances can a person have to get straight in the court system before
                being locked away for all eternity. To make things worse, her mother
                appears on national television in which she tries to help her
                daughters image. Too bad it made her look like a drunken fool.
                Ignorance must be in the genes. Don't appear in public when you're
                under the influence. The paparazzi will be handing out tickets for
                your next trip to the county lock up.


                  2:  Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

                  Another reality show screw up from the people that bring you Jersey
                  Shore. Snooki is the reason they give remote controls to television
                  sets, so it's easy to turn the channel. What do drinking, tanning
                  beds, vehicle mishaps, disorderly conduct and cops have in common?
                   It's Snooki!
                  What a role model for young people. Now to top everything
                  off, she will be a mother soon. You got to be kidding! If this is what
                  New Jersey is about, no wonder everyone makes fun of the place.
                  This socially inept buffoon can be one reason as to the lack of moral
                  aptitude in young people today.


            1:  Nicki Manaj

            What was Fox thinking when they signed this idiot to American Idol?
            Maybe they thought it would boost their ratings. In fact... it hurt their
            ratings from her lack of social graces and her ability to judge music.
            Nicki was more aware of the fashions that were being worn on stage
            than the artists she was to be judging. Her whining outbursts and lack
            of any knowledge of musical genre showed that she was only another
            puppet of the hip hop musical circus. Someone posted a photo of
            Nicki and Mrs. Potato Head this past season. I think it insulted the
            intelligence of Mrs. Potato Head but the likeness was uncanny. So to
            that, I want to post the photo of them together. Now there can be an air
                                                    head to go along with the potato head.





That should finish out my list of my top 10 annoying female celebrities.  What's strange about this is the fact that Oprah Winfrey didn't make my list. What's up with that?

 

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