Honorable Mention: Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Talk show host for the View, Elisabeth always has a view on every subject, some of it being obnoxious and rude to the point of being condescending. A former contestant of the reality show Survivor, she placed forth in the competition. A far cry from the original plan her tribe had for her in the beginning. She was to be voted out first by her tribesmen for her annoying and overbearing ways.
10: Kim Kardashian
I'm still working on what made Kim famous. It's clear she has no talent
except for trying on new guys that fit her need at the moment and spending
her fathers money. I'll give a tabloid tiara to this queen of newsstand
fodder.
9: Taylor Swift
Find a boyfriend, break up, write a song. Find a boyfriend, break up,
write a song. Find a boyfriend, break up, write a song. Is this redundant
or what. It seems her song writing material comes from her personal
endeavour to acquire the perfect break up song. Too bad they all sound
the same. Beware to the next boyfriend, you're only a song in the
making.
8: Ramona Singer
Real Housewives of New York City. Another reality television
program diva. To start with, I don't know any housewife that owns and
operates her own line of clothing and accessories, plus her line of
jewelry and cosmetics. Do REAL housewives do this? I also don't
know any housewives with a net worth of $18 million.
7: Rihanna
This is the typical Hip Hop singer. I chose Rihanna for her excessive
amount of reinventing the same style of songs that have perpetuated her
into stardom. It's my opinion that anyone can get on stage and jump
around with a bunch of dancers and spew out lyrics to a song
that repeat themselves to the point of having no artistic value. Thanks
to the so called musical geniuses in the recording industry that have
cloned the Hip Hop singers into the raunchiest stage shows in music.
6: Miley Cyrus
The Disney Channels Hannah Montana has been trying to morph into
an adult entertainer. Too bad her style is similar to every other young
entertainer trying to make it in the spotlight. She is a female version of
Justin Bieber and tries to enhance her stardom by acting a part that is
not in her persona. Try being an adult and grow out of the adolescent
farce that you portray.
5: Kristen Glover
There's something about Kristen that annoys the crap out of me. It
may be her voice or her constant posing for the cameras in her dad's
car commercials. Whatever it is, I don't see why every time her
family receives an award or addition to the family, it has to be
thrown in the face of the viewers. It was great when she was out on
maternity leave. Her brother did an excellent job of taking her place
as a spokesperson for the company. The last Tulsa spokesperson that
was highly annoying was Linda Soundtrack but at least her
commercials were fun to watch.
4: Khloe Kardashian
The sister to Kim Kardashian, Khloe creeps me out. I watched her on
the X Factor this past season as a host to the program. I don't know if
she chose her own wardrobe but it really showed off some of her
ASSets. Some of which would make some people throw up. Also her
touchy feely on stage presence was a bit overwhelming. She must of
had to touch and paw every contestant on the program. At least she
was trying to work, which is more than I can say for the rest of the
Kardashians.
3: Lindsay Lohan
Last year Lindsay was #10 on my annoying list. This year she has
stepped up her game into the #3 spot. Does a person ever learn when
to stop being a self destructing menace to society? How many
chances can a person have to get straight in the court system before
being locked away for all eternity. To make things worse, her mother
appears on national television in which she tries to help her
daughters image. Too bad it made her look like a drunken fool.
Ignorance must be in the genes. Don't appear in public when you're
under the influence. The paparazzi will be handing out tickets for
your next trip to the county lock up.
2: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Another reality show screw up from the people that bring you Jersey
Shore. Snooki is the reason they give remote controls to television
sets, so it's easy to turn the channel. What do drinking, tanning
beds, vehicle mishaps, disorderly conduct and cops have in common?
It's Snooki!
What a role model for young people. Now to top everything
off, she will be a mother soon. You got to be kidding! If this is what
New Jersey is about, no wonder everyone makes fun of the place.
This socially inept buffoon can be one reason as to the lack of moral
aptitude in young people today.
1: Nicki Manaj
What was Fox thinking when they signed this idiot to American Idol?
Maybe they thought it would boost their ratings. In fact... it hurt their
ratings from her lack of social graces and her ability to judge music.
Nicki was more aware of the fashions that were being worn on stage
than the artists she was to be judging. Her whining outbursts and lack
of any knowledge of musical genre showed that she was only another
puppet of the hip hop musical circus. Someone posted a photo of
Nicki and Mrs. Potato Head this past season. I think it insulted the
intelligence of Mrs. Potato Head but the likeness was uncanny. So to
that, I want to post the photo of them together. Now there can be an air
head to go along with the potato head.
That should finish out my list of my top 10 annoying female celebrities. What's strange about this is the fact that Oprah Winfrey didn't make my list. What's up with that?