Those Annoying Celebrities Pt.2

Time for the most annoying female celebrities(of my choosing) for 2012.


Honorable Mention:   Sarah Palin

Okay, Sarah is like a shiny new penny. Nice to look at but not worth much when it comes down to helping the Republican party get in the White House. I used to think she had promise till I watched an interview where she couldn't name any newspapers she had read on the campaign trail in 2008. Back to being a flutist Miss Wasilla. Too bad you didn't play the harmonica, you could suck and blow in one breath. For being a thorn in the Republicans side, I'll give you honorable mention.










10:  Lindsay Lohan

Why is it that some of Disney's finest grow up to be rehab specialists and courtroom drama  icons? With a career in breaking her probation, she has had time to pose in a Playboy photo shoot for this past January's edition of the magazine as a reincarnated Marilyn Monroe. I've seen the results and I must say, I wasn't impressed. In fact I felt it was a slap in the face to Monroe fans. Lindsay comes in number 10 on my list for trying to be something she's not. Please go hang out at the nearest club where you belong.



9:  Joan Rivers

The Don Rickels of female stand up comedy. Only thing is, Don never had numerous plastic surgeries. Whatever happened to growing old with grace? Joan can't live in cold climates. If she did her face would freeze due to all the plastic. She will look good for thousands of years after her death. The decomposition rate for plastic lasts forever. Joan rates a nine cause I believe she isn't a ten. (LOL.....slight humor)





8:   Kristen Glover

Kristen doesn't know the meaning of the words poor, hungry or without. Spokeswoman for Jim Glover Chevrolet in Tulsa. She was raised with more than a silver spoon in her mouth. You might say she has had a silver horse bit in her mouth since birth. Her family deals in show horses. Her family recently was trying to sell one of their homes for 6 million dollars to move to their ranch north of Tulsa. I can't stand her posing for the camera on every Chevy commercial she does. She gave up vet school because her dad wanted her in the family business. It's enough to say....Dad'll do it!




7:   Stefani Germanotta  ( Lady GaGa)

I might be more apt to like this person if she would drop the outrageous fashions she wears everywhere. What good is a meat dress after wearing it to an awards show or a plastic bubble dress to sing in? She's just an updated wanna-be Madonna. The girl can sing, she just looks like crap all the time. Leave it to the rock band Queen where her "Lady GaGa " name derives from, in  their song "Radio GaGa". For being an eyesore for her fashion sense she rates number seven on my list.





6:   Mary Murphy

Mary is annoying to me because of her loud, raucous laugh and her constant BBQ and corn cob eating toothy grin, smile, or whatever you call it. Mary is a judge on Fox's So You Think You Can Dance program. I've never seen anyone get so excited over someone doing the waltz or jitterbug in my life. She reminds me of an audacious Marie Osmond.






5:   Nancy Grace

Nancy has an uncanny ability to size you up as either a rapist, murderer, bail jumper or low life male figure. Since this is what one of her programs (Swift Justice) was based on. She constantly spilled her opinions about those that appeared on her show. If you were a male appearing before her as a defendant in her (supposed) courtroom and her make believe, I'm a judge attitude, you were in hot water from the start. Her pretentious attitude has given her the number five spot on my list. You have been found guilty Nancy...go do your time someplace else.




4:   Paris Hilton

Would someone please feed this anorexic d'ebutant some mustard and relish hot dogs. It must be hard for that tiny body to carry around such a huge head. It has to be a drag to be a socialite when all you can do is spend your families millions. There is a new word for what Paris is. It's called a "celebutante". It's a person that has gained fame by having no talent but only wealth. About the only thing I know that Paris has done is shine some knobs for some guys.





3:   Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie has a voice and manners of a crotchety old man that is set in his ways. The only good thing I like about her is that she got mad at Oprah for canceling her new program on the OWN channel.








2:  Kim Kardashian

The only thing Kim has done is to live in the shadow of her fathers name. Robert Kardashian was a good friend to O.J. Simpson and represented him in his murder trial which made Robert Kardashian millions more than what he already had for representing high class individuals in court. After Robert's death, inheritance went to the family and another celebutante was born. It only goes to show that with good looks and your daddy's money you can do most anything. Or so, that's what Paris would say.




1:   Oprah Winfrey

Anyone that knows me will tell you my opinion of Oprah. I don't agree with anything she puts out. It's show time when the cameras are on but she is too impostorous for me to ever like her. Her self help seminars and do good for others attitude make me want to toss my cookies. She wants to Oprah-ize her viewers into her own thinking so everyone will follow her like cattle to the slaughter house. With her new network OWN teetering on cancelation, I look for the day that she will get to lay down in her own mire and squeal like an overpaid talkshow  host. ( I was going to say "pig" but I thought it may have been too crass). Bye Oprah... see you next year at the annoying celebrities list.